"Take a Crown, pass it around... no wait, it's 'beer'... never mind."
I'm on row 60 of the border now and have Crowns all around. I'm following Q-knitter and doing a Full Miter. She knit her borders separately, then sewed them together. I refuse to sew, and am doing YO, K1(center stitch), YO between borders and knitting all 4 borders at the same time in the round.
I've got a few spiders knitted now (top, looks like eyelets.) Boy are they fun to knit. :)
I'm very happy with how it's going and rather obsessed with it.
What Would You Do?
Wooly is asleep in his chair. I'm watching tv. I see something moving across the carpet and scream. Wooly jumps up, looks at me pointing and screaming, grabs a napkin, dives on the floor and says,
"Holey moley! You could throw a saddle on him and ride him to work!"
"AUGH! Hahaha, ride him to work. That's the hugest spider EVER!!!"
"What would do if I weren't here?!"
"But, that wouldn't do anything."
"I would grab my shoe, and wack him with it!!!"
"Then you would have spider goo on the carpet."
"I don't care!!!"
"Would you pick him up and throw him away after you wacked him? or would you just leave him there and wait for me to pick him up?"
"Wait for you!!!"
"Haha! I wonder where he came from?! Under your chair?!"
"I DON'T WANT TO THINK ABOUT IT!!!! UGH! Good thing you're here."
The Topsey Turvey has 2 flowers blooming, but looks terrible. It's trying to lift it's head up. I'm wondering if it can photosynthesize through the underside of it's leaves. It looks stressed out to me.
The Planter has lots of buds, but no flowers blooming. It looks relaxed.
It's fun, because it gives us something to watch. On our walks, we look for other Topsey Turveys. There's a house with strawberry turveys, so we'll see if they get fruit.
I told my friend Tracy that we're just a garden gnome away from being in a trailer park... She died laughing.
I just want some tomatoes...
No spiders. No beer. No garden gnome. Just tomatoes.
And I want to be Queen. Where's my crown? ;)
Happy Knitting! Watch out for spiders.